Sunday 28 November 2010

Introduction to Particle Phyiscs, Chapter Zero: Physics Review

This is the first in a series of posts about particle physics, its theories and its experiments, and with only minimal math. You miss some of the awesomeness that way, but will be spared working your way through twenty-page integration problems.

Goal of Chapter Zero: To define what in general particle physics is studying and review the main concepts from other areas of physics needed to understand particle physics.

FAQ: Aren't there a lot of guys in physics?


While I could be literal and start quoting statistics on the tiny fraction of the world's population that studies physics, normally when people address this question to me it means "aren't there a lot more guys than girls in physics"? So to answer the typically implied question: yes, like mathematics, computer science, chemistry, and most engineering colleges, ladies in the field of physics tend to be rather drastically out-numbered by their male colleagues.

How drastically out-numbered depends. In most of my time studying physics, my programs ran between 20% and 25% female. That puts the fraction of women higher in physics than in many computer science and mechanical engineering departments, but lower than that of many civil engineering ones. It can also vary depending on which disciplines are included in the physics department. Astronomy tends to have a higher percentage of women than the rest of the physics disciplines, so a department that combines physics and astronomy will have higher numbers than a department that doesn't. In my experience, particle physics and CERN seem to follow the average; I spend my work days in an office space with two girls and five guys.

No, it doesn't bother me. As a fourth-year grad student, I have been working in this sort of environment for well over seven years now. It's normal. Yes, the guys are typically geeks, but I played Magic: The Gathering in high school and used WarCraftIII to celebrate making through each finals week, so the geekiness doesn't bother me. I have always found the guys I work with to be very gentlemanly, if in a shy, slightly oblivious sort of way. I've had them spend hours helping me get code debugged or derivations finished when I was stuck on various problems. They care, even if they would never say so.

That being said, please realize the corollary of the numbers I cited earlier. If only 20% of my group is female, the other 80% is male, and those would be who I've associated with for the past seven years. I talk with guys, work with guys, and befriend guys. Therefore, it probably isn't a safe assumption that any time a guy's name pops out of my mouth, said guy is being evaluated as potential boyfriend material, and I'd rather not be questioned like he is.

Please. I'm a geek, too, capable of throwing together python scripts, opening cans sans can-opener and other geek-powers, and that sort of talk kind of weirds me out.





Computing picture from ladygeek.org.uk; the can of pumpkin is my own.

Sunday 21 November 2010

Probably a bad sign . . .


It is probably a bad sign when the same security guard is on duty when you leave the lab at night as when you come back the next morning.

Yea, that happened to me on Friday. It's been a busy, busy week.

Busy three weeks, to be honest, and it will probably continue up until Christmas vacation has begun and I can safely ignore emails. Everyone is trying to get projects done before Christmas, so they can begin the collaboration review process and have results ready to present at conferences next January and February. It makes for very, very long meetings, and lots of quality time spent tweaking plots.

But, with an internet connection, it is always possible to take a few moments and mentally check out, preventing any violence that might get directed at Powerpoint/ROOT/the research scientist who just signed you up to give a talk in two days. My personal favorite mental time-out is webcomics. There are several I've read or follow (PhD, Not Invented Here, among others) but my favorite is definitely Sheldon. It's about a ten-year-old, who wrote an amazing computer program that sold like mad, making him suddenly the owner of a multi-million dollar company.

And, he's ten.

It only gets wackier from there. So next time you need a mental break and have a few minutes (and the fortitude to keep it to only a few minutes), I would offer you the chance to go visit with Sheldon and Gramps and Dante and Arthur. Enjoy!


Images taken from www.sheldoncomics.com and www.theseofficepranks.com.

Friday 5 November 2010

A Bientot to Protons

October has bid us farewell and November is with us, and this means the LHC has reached the end of its proton physics program for the year. The Large Hadron Collider can collide more than one type of hadron, and its engineers are now working on setting the machine up for its second type, lead ions. There will be lead ion collisions for a month or so, and then the machine will shut down for its winter break.

The machines will shut down, and the people who work on them will swarm them repairing and testing and tweaking everything in sight. The physics will recommence around February of next year or so, whenever everything is ready to go once more. Of course, for the entire time, we the physics people will be pouring over our data, processing and running and debugging everything in sight.

The leaves have begun to dump their leaves in earnest in honor of the occasion, which has revealed something rather shocking to me. There are Christmas decorations sprouting around town.

. . .

It is the beginning of November.

. . .

Ah yes, they don't have Thanksgiving to distract them here.