I can virtuously say that writing my dissertation started several months before I intended to finish, as I located a suitable template and began copying and pasting chunks of other papers I had written back in November of last year. I then didn't touch it again for a couple of months. Hey, I had started it, and I had an outline and everything.
Writing recommenced in February, when the bustle to put out conference notes in early March had larger passed away from this lowly graduate student performing studies and become a thing of editorial boards and professors. I ended up having a couple of weeks at CERN during which I could focus on writing, but this lovely time ended at the beginning of March when I had to pack up and move back to the United States, to complete my dissertation and prepare for my defense in a place where people couldn't come lean over my desk in my not-cubicle and ask more questions. At the time, I had drafted about five and a half chapters of my thesis*, two of which my professor had seen. I anticipated writing at eight total.
I despise moving. I have nightmares about airports and air travel. This move was putting some significant distance between me and my fiance. It was a stressful time. But I survived the apartment-emptying and stuff-packing and luggage-weighing and goodbye-saying to find myself arriving at the Geneva airport very early in the morning after a painless taxi ride and handing over my luggage with no complaints at all about weight. It was marvelous. I settled into my seat for the nine hour flight, and allowed myself to watch a movie before thinking that I should really be good and convert some more of notes into actual dissertation text. I opened my laptop bag (which also contained my headset, webcam, camera, and several books and other electronics; I was moving after all) and saw this:
Never has a more horrifying sight met my eyes.
I sat shocked in my seat before my mind restarted and tried to figure out WHERE WAS MY LAPTOP?!?!?! My immediate terror was that it had been stolen, but a few moments of reflection presented a different theory. I had been pulled aside during security screening so that my backpack could be checked (yes, it was stuffed with electronic gizmos, I was moving after all) and the guy checking my backpack had helped me move all the grey bins of my stuff out of the main line. I guessed that in stacking those bins to move them, my laptop had gotten covered and I had walked off without it. So it hadn't been stolen.
It just might well be before I managed to reclaim it, though!
We were four hours into a nine hour flight. The flight attendants told me they couldn't contact the Geneva airport about this and I would need to call them when I landed. I landed on the east coast at noon, or at six p.m. in Geneva, after the end of business hours. It was a very, very, very, very long five hours.
Once on the ground, I started making phone calls to try and get someone to call the Geneva airport, as I had another flight to catch. When I did finally arrive in my U.S. place of residence that night, though, it was too late to do anything. Within two days, though, I was in touch with the special section of the lost and found that handles electronics, because apparently a couple dozen laptops a day get left at the Geneva security check-points. I think I am frightened by that statistic. Still, they had my laptop, and I was able to arrange for one of my CERN-based colleagues to pick it up from the airport for me.
This didn't put my laptop any closer to me, and because shipping electronics like that is prohibitively expensive, I ended up having to wait until my own adviser took his next trip to CERN and brought it back to me. I went without it for three weeks. This made for very, very, very quiet weekends (no internet, no TV, no computer . . . I rediscovered books--oh, and read stuff for my thesis, and the thesis itself, of course).
But, wait! My thesis was on that laptop, after arriving in early March, I basically had a month to get it finished and out to committee. I didn't have my thesis for three of those four and a half weeks. But it was okay, because in my purse I had this little gizmo:
This was my new favorite toy. I had bought it because it seemed like a good idea to have my dissertation stored on more than one piece of hardware; while I could have backed it up to a few online places, not needing a network or internet connection appealed to me. At the time of my laptop's extended European vacation without me, my jump drive had up-to-date versions of 3.5 of my 5.5 chapters, and older versions of the other two. So I continued to work on my thesis, though with several pieces of it in different places. My adviser had to take on faith that I was making progress, because I couldn't send him new entire finished chapters until I put the pieces back together.
He returned my laptop to me on a Friday morning. I sent him seven chapters that evening, or a thesis missing only one major section.
Moral of the story 1: Double-check that your electronics are in their cases after leaving security and before boarding the plane.
Moral of the story 2: USB drives make excellent Christmas gifts for about-to-graduate graduate students.
*I tend to use the words thesis and dissertation interchangeably, as does every English speaker I know in my field. "Thesis" has fewer syllables. To clarify, let me say here that any time I am referring to my thesis or dissertation, I mean the large document I had to write and defend to get my doctoral degree. I never wrote a master's thesis.
Monday, 15 October 2012
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